Dear Marijuana,

Thanks for being there for my job interview this morning.

I think I nailed it. Or at least didn't come off completely incompetent.

Sincerely,

Needs-A-Job-To-Buy-More-Marijuana

dear marijuana,

thanks, now no one can call me a square.

sincerely,

the yatchsman

dear marijuana,

where are all my lighters?

sincerely,

confused

dear marijuana,

me and ray ray had that idea 10 years ago at the waffle house.

sincerely,

me and ray ray

dear marijuana,

thanks for all the friends.

sincerely, lonely in lodi

dear marijuana,

stop hanging out next to the oregano in the spice cupboard. it's confusing!

dear marijuana,

thanks for hiding while i took my drug test.

dear marijuana,

do you think you could arrange for me to meet towlie in person? i think, and my roomates agree, that he is hilarious.

dear marijuana,

i want to meet you. you name the time and the place and i'll be there. some friends might come too, if that's all right.

dear marijuana,

what happened. i cooked up a batch of brownies for my friends and now i am crippled with paranoia. the harry potter dvd is starting to scare me and you have provided me with an alternate ending that i don't think actually took place. i think i am too high. marijuana, is that even possible? i'm asking because i think you would know. please get back to me asap!!

p.s. i hope we can get this worked out and get back to the way things were. we both know how great that was. thanks

sincerely,

freaky harry potter