Dear Marijuana,

Thanks for being there for my job interview this morning.

I think I nailed it. Or at least didn't come off completely incompetent.

Sincerely,

Needs-A-Job-To-Buy-More-Marijuana

dear marijuana,

thanks, now no one can call me a square.

sincerely,

the yatchsman

dear marijuana,

where are all my lighters?

sincerely,

confused

dear marijuana,

me and ray ray had that idea 10 years ago at the waffle house.

sincerely,

me and ray ray

dear marijuana,

thanks for all the friends.

sincerely, lonely in lodi

dear marijuana,

stop hanging out next to the oregano in the spice cupboard. it's confusing!

dear marijuana,

thanks for hiding while i took my drug test.