tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-55944398543205955342012-02-16T12:25:05.612-08:00remember that letter that you forgot to write to your old high school buddy. guess what: it's reunion time.dear marijuanahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17803447799491830604noreply@blogger.comBlogger101100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5594439854320595534.post-53140246282537582682009-10-18T22:59:00.000-07:002009-10-18T23:00:22.107-07:00Dear Marijuana,<br /><br />Thanks for being there for my job interview this morning.<br /><br />I think I nailed it. Or at least didn't come off completely incompetent.<br /><br />Sincerely,<br /><br />Needs-A-Job-To-Buy-More-Marijuana<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5594439854320595534-5314024628253758268?l=dearmarijuana.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>dear marijuanahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17803447799491830604noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5594439854320595534.post-37699608126547859142009-10-14T20:25:00.000-07:002009-10-14T20:31:13.743-07:00dear marijuana, <br /><br />thanks, now no one can call me a square. <br /><br />sincerely, <br /><br />the yatchsman<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5594439854320595534-3769960812654785914?l=dearmarijuana.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>dear marijuanahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17803447799491830604noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5594439854320595534.post-60605266636045734862009-10-14T19:21:00.001-07:002009-10-14T19:21:55.857-07:00dear marijuana, <br /><br />where are all my lighters?<br /><br />sincerely, <br /><br />confused<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5594439854320595534-6060526663604573486?l=dearmarijuana.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>dear marijuanahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17803447799491830604noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5594439854320595534.post-81017652571900637772009-10-14T19:01:00.001-07:002009-10-14T19:02:25.221-07:00dear marijuana, <div><br /></div><div>me and ray ray had that idea 10 years ago at the waffle house.</div><div><br /></div><div>sincerely, </div><div><br /></div><div>me and ray ray</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5594439854320595534-8101765257190063777?l=dearmarijuana.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>dear marijuanahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17803447799491830604noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5594439854320595534.post-11181835947071600732009-10-14T19:00:00.001-07:002009-10-14T19:00:50.414-07:00dear marijuana, <div><br /></div><div>thanks for all the friends. </div><div><br /></div><div>sincerely, lonely in lodi</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5594439854320595534-1118183594707160073?l=dearmarijuana.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>dear marijuanahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17803447799491830604noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5594439854320595534.post-51892469704291124302009-10-14T18:58:00.000-07:002009-10-14T18:59:58.976-07:00dear marijuana, <div><br /></div><div>stop hanging out next to the oregano in the spice cupboard. it's confusing!</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5594439854320595534-5189246970429112430?l=dearmarijuana.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>dear marijuanahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17803447799491830604noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5594439854320595534.post-41802787351139063832009-10-14T18:57:00.000-07:002009-10-14T18:58:45.185-07:00dear marijuana,<div><br /></div><div>thanks for hiding while i took my drug test.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5594439854320595534-4180278735113906383?l=dearmarijuana.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>dear marijuanahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17803447799491830604noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5594439854320595534.post-32093913564170247732009-10-14T18:56:00.000-07:002009-10-14T19:06:21.693-07:00<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'courier new';">dear marijuana,</span></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'courier new';"><br /></span></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'courier new';">do you think you could arrange for me to meet towlie in person? i think, and my roomates agree, that he is hilarious. </span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5594439854320595534-3209391356417024773?l=dearmarijuana.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>dear marijuanahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17803447799491830604noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5594439854320595534.post-5006163261326446192009-10-14T18:55:00.001-07:002009-10-14T19:14:40.876-07:00<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'courier new';">dear marijuana,</span></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'courier new';"><br /></span></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'courier new';">i want to meet you. you name the time and the place and i'll be there. some friends might come too, if that's all right. </span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5594439854320595534-500616326132644619?l=dearmarijuana.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>dear marijuanahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17803447799491830604noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5594439854320595534.post-38025753553068114572009-10-14T18:52:00.000-07:002009-10-14T19:14:56.821-07:00<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'courier new';">dear marijuana,</span></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'courier new';"><br /></span></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'courier new';">what happened. i cooked up a batch of brownies for my friends and now i am crippled with paranoia. the harry potter dvd is starting to scare me and you have provided me with an alternate ending that i don't think actually took place. i think i am too high. marijuana, is that even possible? i'm asking because i think you would know. please get back to me asap!!</span></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'courier new';"><br /></span></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'courier new';">p.s. i hope we can get this worked out and get back to the way things were. we both know how great that was. thanks</span></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'courier new';"><br /></span></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'courier new';">sincerely,</span></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'courier new';"><br /></span></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'courier new';">freaky harry potter</span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5594439854320595534-3802575355306811457?l=dearmarijuana.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>dear marijuanahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17803447799491830604noreply@blogger.com0